Ahhh friends,
soon the holidays ...
The St. Nicolas, Christmas, New Year ...
And all those things that we need to do. ... The
shopping for gifts, find what we will eat, send emails to the desires, make the table plan, ask the neighbors chairs ....
Anyway, every year, you know. ... We actually have ... It is done at the last minute and suddenly everything is done too quickly, gasping, in the little chilly in December, under that thing falls on you but that is neither rain nor snow this
Belgian specialty disgusting that we euphemistically call the "slush"
And you're there, in traffic from December 24 morning
in endless lines of credit number 7 with ten thousand Carrefour noodles like you ...
And you say that life is this ... Once a year too much and eat things not particularly good and sometimes still half alive for too long an evening spent with people who have nothing more to say for years ...
And this ... Friends ... Each year, it freaks me out a cockroach reinforced concrete.
So this year I made a great decision I made all in advance, that way it's done. First
gifts I will buy everything now ...
That way it's done ...
tran-quil I am!
And the food ... The food, I did all in advance ... This weekend, like ... At ease ... And zou ... I froze ... That way it's done. ... But the thing
in preparing in advance
is that we can go further ...
For example ... As well as how ... I could already set the table ... There's nothing worse than setting the table at the last minute ... The towel, plate. ... The water ...
I put it all now. ... That way it's done ...
And then ... Frankly ... has done so ... What is the food that would not now, eh ...
That way it's done ...
The fight with the cousin problem, unwrapping gifts with an old aunt always say, "wait, it's every turn ...», the digestive, dishes, vomit, hangover ...
Me, I'm going to do now. ...
That way it's done!
But we must go further ...
example.
... I do not know me ...
The funeral of my parents ...
Yeah. ...
There they are healthy
But when the time comes, it will be on my head ...
So me, I will arrange it at once ...
As it's done!
And then, if there is space, why not arrange cremation Now ...
I have some time next week, is ... We could cram it in now ...
I want to ask ...
And I tell them: Dad, Mom ... eh ...
That way it's done!
In fact, I think we should ensure that all the stuff unavoidable, it takes time and we do it as quickly as possible, eh
like that's it!
For example ... My separation.
... Today I am very happy with my tall blonde ...
But tomorrow, when I knew his little game with his teacher of archery ... It does
can not continue ...
Our relationship will go on balls ... Will there
all the usual bullshit ... So far
end immediately. ... As
it done. ... And
for children are organized now,
even for those we have not had ... A
other week!
Besides, if there had been any means to collect my weeks in a big time, it would be nice ...
But yes ...
That way it's done. ...
Well, health wise, I know I'll be right in my colon cancer ...
So good, so I could cram it before 2010 would be perfect ...
Because examinations, when chemo is not organized, we finally does more than that ...
Hein ...
That way it's done! And then, well ...
Old age. ...
Why I should wait thirty years before you go ...
Old age is like sticking a plaster ... it is best to do that with a snap. ...
So me, I'll do that now ...
Alzheimer's, incontinence, pinch me by nurses sadistic section fourth age of the home where children have me cased ...
I prefer to do it right away,
That way it's done.
And I should like to make my parents ...
to death ... I think it's really dumb to wait ...
We're here to organize stuff all his life ...
By pretending that we will escape this latest big chore ... Popping
alone at night in a nosocomial disease in the narrow bed in a room on the seventh floor of a Belgian hospital overlooking an empty parking lot ...
But I honestly ...
I wonder if I would not do that now ...
That way it's done. ... I
say besides that if everyone was like me, it would avoid a lot of stress ...
Do not you think?
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