Week 20-3-10 Infernal Infernal The other day I was home alone
... Ms.
work,
children to school,
some cold rain against the windows of my office
old neighbor who coughs on the floor above ...
A hundred percent normal day ... A day
hundred percent normal with a small difference ...
I was a little bored ...
dunno why ... There's
days like this ...
not want to work ...
Nothing on TV ...
Nothing to read ...
What is going to be able to do to look after the great void of the day ...
I was there to hang out at my list of definitions to the dictionary for the game:
mofette
periplasm
Flabellifère
And it was not going,
And it was not funny,
And I was bored .. .
And then suddenly came back the recollection of a discussion with Raoul
I found what I was doing, I was gonna go see
X Internet ...
The X on the internet ...
Frankly, I do not know anything about the X Internet
Compared to the X on the Internet, I was as pure as morning dew ..
So with the curiosity of a Neil Armstrong making his small steps on the moon I'm left to discover it ...
The X on the internet ... First
something crazy: the X Internet is hyperfacile.
We ask nothing of you, it's fun, it's welcoming, it's colorful and it's free hyper-ranked:
brunette, blonde, redhead, short hair, long hair ...
Well, that's the good side. The
downside is that if you're not familiar with some expressions rather Anglo Saxon, you could quickly be lost.
is where I realized that the X is like the Internet between local accounting: it is something of a specialist.
So I'll save you time and I give you two three indications:
For example, there are films classified as MILF.
MILF, I do not know the etymological root milf but that's where everything sort of thing with the ladies who could be my mother.
I mean there are some ladies who were my age mother ...
Because for the rest, my mother, she is not too latex ...
note, there is the category called: Mature higher. And that's really weird because there is some ladies who could be my grandmother.
So, I assure you the physical condition of some of these little ladies can hold a candle to teams basquetteurs fed steroids and hung like donkeys ... it is really fun. The X
intenet ...
You really weird stuff ...
Cameltoe, for example ...
Cameltoe, in English it means walking camel.
As I did not see too well what it could be, I was seeing ...
foot camel
Well, I understood ...
How can I explain ...
Woman. ... Not
... The better to understand: Close your eyes, visualize a camel or even a camel ...
It does not matter ...
Ok ..
Now you see her legs ...
down a bit, watch his feet ...
Well, you knew ...
Camel Toe
Then there's also a crazy categories:
Fetish Fetish ... Frankly
If you go to dinner or if you have an appointment in love with a girl you imagine beautiful naked ... Hey ben
fetish do not see ...
If you want the category fetish ... How
say it is somewhere between Cambridge and Medical Plakendael ...
The X Internet ...
This is crazy, and I really do not know why
once you will see the X on the Internet with all of these categories
Well you can not help to classify the people we know, I do
not know me: Joel Millequet? Milf. Milf
Onkelinx also ...
Fabiola? Fabiola Mature. Anne Marie Lizin
? Yes ... Anne Marie Lizin Fetish. Aaah
that ...
The X Internet ...
What is great about the X Internet is that it can better understand other cultures
For example, the Italians, they like the stories with the priests and nuns ...
dunno why ...
The Japanese, always there in an ale that eventually tie into another ...
A bit like a roast veal ...
dunno why ...
Americans: fitness very, very steroids. Very fed red meat.
Russians: the Russians they look drunk all the time ... Russians and scenery ... In a sad ... Wallpaper with brown flowers, old linoleum, the bed creaking ... And they have these mines, the Russians. ... No sun ... that's why ...
Oh the sun is located in Brazil ... Very strange movie
Brazilian: the tan marks jersey ... Some brands
tiny swimsuits tiny swimsuits
And Animal ...
Dunno why there are animals in Brazilian films. The German
: very pro ... the German ... We would say they really bumps ... I
the German porn movies on the internet, it makes me want to buy VW ...
The French? Oh the French they keep talking about ... It is unbearable ...
It reminds me each time this holiday rotted where they had been camped in the Dordogne ...
And the Belgians?
Well nothing about the Belgians ...
As if we did people dream ...
was still the fen, the Herve, Happart ...
Tricks owl ...
Finally, I do that there is no category Belgian ale
Well, I was a little upset, that ...
That's how the X Internet, I stopped ... I stopped ...